Ten Ways To Tick The Walsy Off
(Not in any Order)
-Make a scrolling Calculator Game that says "I Hate Geometry"
-Anytime she says "ARC" yell out "ARRRRRRC" really loud.
-The obvious one, talk while she is talking.
-Give her a plastic can of almonds from the cafeteria wrapped
in a paper towel for her birthday or other holiday occasion.
-Whistle in the middle of class very loudly to a song or
-When you raise your hand, snap your fingers at her.
-Keep telling her that she graded your test or quiz wrong.
-Correct her loudly when she makes a mistake.
-Make websites about her and give her the URL at the end
of the year.
-Support BMW and put BMW symbols on the board. (Boot Mrs.
Walsdorf = BMW)
ive heard that the wals can only be fired if she
hits someone.. SHES THIS CLOSE TO STABBING ME WITH A PEN: | |
umm heres some more "tick offs"
-she knows what BMW means, use it you your advantage-
LAMINATES WITH BMW SO WHEN SHE TURNS IT ON ITS RIGHT THERE
also: write with sharpie on the laminates with some mathematical
looking problems cus she tries to clean them.. and yah
-shes confiscated all of the chalk.. so
TAKE AN ERASER
AND ERASE THE BMW SIGN INTO THE CLOUDY SURFACE SO THAT IT APPEARS; THE HOMO WALSY TRIES TO ERASE IT, WHICH ONLY MAKES IT GET
DARKER AND WHITER AND STAND OUT BETTER
-leave books and such in her room
-ask her if you can sit in her desk, if she says no be like
okay and then when she gets up.. walk with ur pencil to the pencil sharpener and make a detour to her chair.. when shes like
wtf be like ohh i got lost.
-Tell her that Ms. Hayden was a better teacher
-Steal her expensive calculators that are "oh so precious"
-After she says the answer to a problem 5 times, ask her
to repeat it
-Sleep in class
-Draw evil pictures of her and then "accidently" leave them
in her room
-Draw BMW signs EVERYWHERE including the top of your tests,on
the desks, and on the chalkboard
-Just show disrespect...the 4 in conduct is worth the revenge
u get on her for ruining ur entire year in 8th grade!
-replace all her chalk with valentine days candy
-sign ur agenda as what: **** when: now.. she actually signs
it cus shes a *******..
-ask her if she dyed her hair, and if so, what with so that
you know not to use it
-ask her over and over to read something... like the crcts..
cus shes illiterate and studders.
-write notes during class that say OMG MATH IS SO STUPID
AND I HATE WALSY so that shell take em up and read em
-brush ur hair
-wander around the room.. you can also leave with out her
realizing it if you look in the tv reflection to see if shes looking when you are going back in, helpful to have a pencil
so if she does spot you you can just turn around and pretend that you were sharpening ur pencil
-ask her to sharpen ur pencil
-try to get pencils stuck in the ceiling
-write hidden messages under the white projection board so
that when she puts it up its like MATH SUCKS or osmething
-sit at her desk
-hide her book
-steal her jacket (the fuzzy grey one) and put a note in
it thats like ahh walsy sucks **** and then put it back
-sit under ur desk
-stare at her
-dont open ur book when she says OPEN TO page 2847384 -ask her if she has kids, when she says yes be like oh they must
be like eighty then
-steal the clock